Showing posts with label Maxine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Maxine. Show all posts

Friday, March 26, 2010

Friday Funnies: Maxine's Senior Health Care Option

So you're a senior citizen and the government says,

“No health care for you!”

What do you do? 

Maxine's plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives.  Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered.
And your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.

Who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you you’re too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay income taxes any more.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

Christina

Christina
by Cole Scott