Tuesday Funnies

I admit, I am sick of politics right now.  But here's a nod to the issues at hand. 

 Grover Norquist is a bug I'd like to squash

 OMG will these 3 STFU?  Kelly Ayotte is a complete moron and she's
OUR moron in N.H.  The only elected Republican in an all female field of Dems.

We all wonder if it went down like this.

GOP National brand "a mess"...

If the latest swing state polls are to be believed, President. Barack Obama has New Hampshire sewn up.

He is also significantly ahead nationally.

This morning on MSNBC's Morning Joe,  Chuck Todd asserted  the GOP brand is "a mess" and Romney's campaign is scrambling to spin the increasing loss of support.   Eugene Robinson's op-ed today in the Washington Post addresses the President's ever widening lead in the pending election:

Conservative activist circles are abuzz with a new conspiracy theory: Polls showing President Obama with a growing lead over Mitt Romney are deliberately being skewed 

Romney's campaign is the screwiest I've ever seen.  I think I preferred McCain/Palin's.  At least that was entertaining.  This is just sad.

And to think I voted for Ross Perot in 1992!

Health Care Reform Bill: What Happens Now?

from AP:
A companion package making a series of changes sought by House Democrats to the larger bill, which already passed the Senate, was approved 220-211. The fix-it bill will now go to the Senate, where debate is expected to begin as early as Tuesday. Senate Democrats hope to approve it unchanged and send it directly to Obama, though Republicans intend to attempt parliamentary objections that could change the bill and require it to go back to the House.

Sen. John McCain said Monday morning that Democrats have not heard the last of the health care debate, and said he was repulsed by "all this euphoria going on."

Read the entire story.

In your face Teabaggers!

Bad Dreams Starring Dick Cheney

Various headlines online today are making me woozy:

Cheney in 2012? Some Key GOPers Aren't Kidding

Hypocrisy Alert: Cheney Relies on the Objectivity of the Justice Dept to Defend Torture

Cheney Says Politics Behind CIA Probe at Justice

last but not least from the WSJ: Cheney for President


And of all things, sanity from the mouth of John McCain:

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