Thursday, September 5, 2013

Thursday Humor

My husband emailed this joke.  If I'd had it prior to today, I'd have included in yesterday's post. As it is, you should go back and read that one after reading this because this joke goes with yesterday's joke(s).

Choosing a wife

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present
of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.  Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.  
Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.  

 he married the one with the biggest boobs.



bill lisleman said...

I didn't even have $5000 and came to that conclusion once. It didn't last.

California Girl said...

I bet you did!

Bill Stankus said...

Was she also a blonde who liked beer and football?

BLissed-Out Grandma said...

I can't believe I didn't see that coming. Ha!

troutbirder said...

For the pea minded beer drinking pro football fans indeed. My preference leans to strong, smart and a good sense of humor...:)

California Girl said...

Bill S: Not sure that matters.

California Girl said...

Bliss: I know! I didn't either.

California Girl said...

Trout, how 'bout once upon a time?

Adullamite said...


Murr Brewster said...

I did okay with the boobs. Didn't even really need to develop a personality. But OH, how the mighty have fallen.


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