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Dear  Lord, 

I know that I don't talk to you that much, but this year you have 

 taken away:

 my favorite  screenwriter, Nora Ephron,

 my favorite visionary, Steve Jobs,

 my favorite Science Fiction author, Ray Bradbury,

 my favorite childrens' author, Maurice Sendak,

 my favorite oldies disk Jockey, Dick Clark,

 my favorite hairdresser, Vidal Sassoon,

 my favorite Bluegrass Musician, Earl Scruggs,

 my favorite Monkee, Davy Jones,

 my favorite 60 Minutes guy, Mike Wallace,

 my favorite pop singer, Whitney Houston,

 and my favorite TV Sheriff, Andy Griffith,

 I just wanted to let you know that my favorite radio announcer is 

 Rush Limbaugh.

 Amen.