There is no other way to express it, Herman Cain is an egotistical, narcissistic, womanizing, lying disgrace for a human being whose "campaign" succeeded only in wasting tax payer money (body guards), debate time, tv time and the collective conscience of a certain demographic and psychographic constituent who actually considered voting for him. Not that I care about their loss.
Rather than carry on with the rant, I'm re-posting tweets from Andy Borowitz, whose humor makes the whole thing almost palatable.
Some Andyisms:
- BREAKING: As Cain Drops Out, Pro-Adultery Voters Switch to Gingrich http://bit.ly/sKnH9D
- Cain has suspended his campaign after his wife refused to suspend her disbelief.
- BREAKING: Cain Quits Race; Comedians Declare Day of Mourning
#Cain
- Gingrich is the intellectual of the GOP field in the same way that Moe was the intellectual of the Stooges.
- POLL: Majority of Americans Beginning to Think Republicans are 'Just Kidding'
I said "almost".
