"You should blog about this."
This is a real cream designed to bleach your external lady parts (at least, I hope it's external) so you are more appealing to your man.
And in case you think the ad guru who came up with this campaign is anything more than a self congratulatory, narcissistic OLD MAN, think again. Here are a few more of his gems:
"When you have experience like I have—about 50 years in advertising and more in theatre—then you realise that a lot of people don’t talk out of experience, they talk out of book knowledge."
"When I launched KS, the country’s first sexy condom, young Indians just fell in love with it. They even forgot that The Kamasutra was actually a manual on sex written hundreds of years ago."
"If the country’s blue-noses, the moral police (and I’d like to rename them the moral morons) think voters in India, especially middle-class voters, feel sex is bad, they must look into a few bedrooms, and also backseats of taxis, and also little cosy nooks in parks."
"Kissing on Indian screens is now acceptable. Five years ago, it was not. "
From kissing on screens to bleaching your vagina cream on TV...how far we've come.