Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Don Draper is Alive and Well...and Living in India!

Okay, I totally would not know about this article, Your Vagina Isn't Just Too Big, Too Floppy and Too Hairy--It's Also Too Brown if my husband hadn't seen it, guffawed and passed it along with the comment,

"You should blog about this."


 
 
This is a real cream designed to bleach your external lady parts (at least, I hope it's external) so you are more appealing to your man.
 
And in case you think the ad guru who came up with this campaign is anything more than a self congratulatory, narcissistic OLD MAN, think again.   Here are a few more of his gems:
 
"When you have experience like I have—about 50 years in advertising and more in theatre—then you realise that a lot of people don’t talk out of experience, they talk out of book knowledge."
"When I launched KS, the country’s first sexy condom, young Indians just fell in love with it. They even forgot that The Kamasutra was actually a manual on sex written hundreds of years ago." 
"If the country’s blue-noses, the moral police (and I’d like to rename them the moral morons) think voters in India, especially middle-class voters, feel sex is bad, they must look into a few bedrooms, and also backseats of taxis, and also little cosy nooks in parks."
"Kissing on Indian screens is now acceptable. Five years ago, it was not. "

From kissing on screens to bleaching your vagina cream on TV...how far we've come.



 
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3 comments:

Cole said...

this guy is an asshole and, as such, needs his entire body bleached....to the bones.

DJan said...

Oh. MY! :-)

injaynesworld said...

I'm of the opinion that a man wouldn't care if we were Kermit the frog green down there. They'd still fall all over themselves for a chance to "visit."

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